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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:55

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Man eats dubious street food—ends up blowing apart his GI tract - Ars Technica
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Scarlet & Violet—Destined Rivals Triple Play: Trainer’s Pokémon - Pokemon.com
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What smell will you never forget?
Loons and Moons
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Enphase, Tesla, Juniper Networks, HPE, Goldman, Palantir, and More Market Movers - Barron's
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Ananda Lewis, Celebrated MTV VJ, Dead at 52 - Rolling Stone
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Mysterious fast radio burst turns out to be from long-dead NASA satellite - Phys.org
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
No way
Braves Place Chris Sale On 15-Day IL With Ribcage Fracture - MLB Trade Rumors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
4 Ups & 5 Downs From WWE SmackDown (6 June - Results & Review) - WhatCulture.com
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
You Can Now Launch First-Party PlayStation Games Through the Xbox PC App - Push Square
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?