What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Man eats dubious street food—ends up blowing apart his GI tract - Ars Technica

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Scarlet & Violet—Destined Rivals Triple Play: Trainer’s Pokémon - Pokemon.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

A 35-year-old Florida man booked more than 120 free flights by posing as a flight attendant - Fortune

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What smell will you never forget?

Loons and Moons

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Enphase, Tesla, Juniper Networks, HPE, Goldman, Palantir, and More Market Movers - Barron's

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Ananda Lewis, Celebrated MTV VJ, Dead at 52 - Rolling Stone

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

What's your review of "The Queen Who Ever Was," Episode 8 of Season 2 of 'House of the Dragon' (spoilers)?

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Mysterious fast radio burst turns out to be from long-dead NASA satellite - Phys.org

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

No way

Braves Place Chris Sale On 15-Day IL With Ribcage Fracture - MLB Trade Rumors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

4 Ups & 5 Downs From WWE SmackDown (6 June - Results & Review) - WhatCulture.com

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

You Can Now Launch First-Party PlayStation Games Through the Xbox PC App - Push Square

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?